The Department of Natural Resources in Wisconsin recently issued a bulletin labelled “Sasquatch Alert,” finally giving credence to the existence of Bigfoot. Except they didn’t. The bulletin was published by a hoaxer. But Brent Swancer comes to our rescue with Some Truly Bizarre Accounts of Very Close Encounters with Bigfoot. From feeding families of Sasquatch (always a risky idea) to raising an orphaned Bigfoot baby, these stories will remind you of the headlines on tabloids at the supermarket checkout–because crazy never goes out of style. This next headline however, is completely serious: Flag ‘Braided by Sasquatch’ Showcased at Nebraska Bigfoot Museum. We’d love to see that ourselves. Evidently there are intricately woven tiny braids plaited into the larger braids made of shredded flag. This leads us to ask the question, do Bigfoot mamas and papas both braid the little squatches’ hair? On a somber note, Florida Cryptozoologist Scott Marlowe Dies. Scott was by all accounts a kind and intelligent man. He helped create the Pangea Institute, an educational foundation, and became its cryptozoologist. Rest in peace, Scott. (CM)

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