Not every cryptid is weird and monstrous, as Lauren Smith discovers with Etmopterus lailae. This li’l fella may not win hearts and minds like Rudolph and his bioluminescent nose but they’re positively adorable. Fear not, true believers, we’re not going full greyface as  It Appears That Bigfoot Is Back In Lawrence County and Sam Uptegrove is on the trail. The Bigfoot family from a previous encounter has returned to the scene of the crime, and it wasn’t to wish a hillbilly “Merry Christmas.” (CS)

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