Put together the words Bermuda, Triangle, and Killing and you’ve got a headline which builds expectations. Alas, they’re not met in this somewhat prosaic account of When Key Fobs Go Bad. Similar disappointment arises from the question, was this a ‘Demon Dog’ Photographed in England? Perhaps, but as close inspection of the snap indicates, it would need to have at least one metal-jointed foreleg. And to round off the theme of expectations not met, we learn that the Second Fairy Photo Sale Underwhelms. The infamous Cottingley Fairy pics went under the hammer again recently and didn’t do well. Representing the fake news of their time, they can’t compete with the 24/7 barrage of the stuff we get today and consequently seem to have lost their magic. (LP)

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