Thanks for staying home this morning, anomalists. Rather than getting lectured by a cleric, heed John Tenney’s wisdom on self-proclaimed weirdos espousing the gospel of the weird. If you want to believe, one must remember Stone Cold Steve Austin’s wisdom: Don’t Trust Anyone. Why? These prophets don’t want your hearts nor minds, just your cash. John, on the other hand, has a whole other message for you. (CS)

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