Dying is easy. Show business is hard. Returning to the land of the living is nigh impossible. Such is the case with Donald Miller, Jr., recently pronounced dead, and how the legal system obstinately refuses to acknowledge their mistake. A latter day Joseph Heller wanted in seven states, going by the handle of EsoterX, outlines how the zombie apolcaypse will be more of a legal nightmare, than a two-fisted gorefest scripted by Hollyweird.

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