Fish falls are old hat for forteans, but this event is pretty crazy. While the iconic plummeting octopus image is fake, the hailstone damage and prawns-on-windshield photos are very much real. Or cleverly choreographed. If only Chinese wasn’t idiomatic, it’d be easier to figure out the truth behind this tale. Fortunately Australians speak English and Paul Seaburn reads the parable of A Man Rising From Tomb After 3 Days from the Gospel of Bruce. No, it’s not that guy who rose from the dead three days later but Mike Parr’s feat is nearly as remarkable. As for the Jewish carpenter hagiographized by the Flavians, Reverend Seaburn dug up a Study Claiming Figure In The Shroud Of Turin Shows Movement. It’s far from Pixar animation, the International Institute For Advanced Studies Of Space Representation Sciences’s video presentation breathes new life into the Shroud of Turin, and the faith of others. (CS)

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