As the first Neuralink patient plays computer chess telepathically, Elon Musk claims that brain chips may one day allow paralyzed patients to regain control of their limbs and even walk.

Shocked residents in Lambourn and Hungerford have taken to social media to warn of the feline hater’s return after claiming their beloved pets had been mysteriously shaved.

Photographs appear to show Kim looking more rotund than in previous months – with a slimmer look even as recently as January – and noticeably larger than when he lost weight in 2021.

Alireza Panahi, 23, peered from his vantage point on the White Cliffs of Dover as he plotted how to escape Britain and its broken asylum system.