If you’re looking for proof of the adage “All that weirds you out is not necessarily weird” (Okay, we just made that up.) this story is it. The truth is way more unsettling than any paranormal imaginings. Then again, there are those times When you’re not really alone and your home becomes the most terrifying place of all. This is the stuff of horror movies, when  you need to call Charlie Dove: Ghost Eradicator. Too bad Charlie hasn’t done any eradicating since the early 1900s. But for our readers who are exceptionally brave, The Amityville Horror House is For Sale. That would be one open house we wouldn’t mind taking–quickly, very quickly.(CM)

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